What Is This Place?
Dead Parrot is a community for people who appreciate British comedy, retro net culture, and conversations that aren't governed by algorithms. No feeds, no likes, no engagement metrics — just slower, better conversation with people who get the references.
Whether you're here to debate whether the parrot is dead or merely resting, argue that Blackadder Goes Forth is the greatest series finale ever written, or simply find people who know what "Don't Panic" means — welcome.
Enter the Forum
The forum is where the community lives. Jump into discussions about comedy, culture, and the finer points of silly walks.
join --forumVisit the BBS (Retro Annex)
For the curious and the nerdy: a proper old-school BBS with telnet access, door games, and text-only charm.
telnet bbs.deadparrotbbs.com 2323About / Manifesto
Why we built this, what we believe, and our extremely reasonable house rules.
cat manifesto.txtJoin the Conversation
The forum is the heart of Dead Parrot. It's where you'll find discussions about classic and modern British comedy, book recommendations, watch parties, creative writing, and the kind of general chat that happens when you put a bunch of witty people in a room together. Think of it as the Ministry of Silly Chatter, in the best possible way.
The Retro Annex
Behind the forum, there's something a bit different: a genuine, old-school bulletin board system running on WWIV software. It's text-based, telnet-accessible, and stocked with door games like Legend of the Red Dragon and TradeWars 2002. Message areas themed around British comedy. The odd Easter egg. It's entirely optional, a bit nerdy, and perfect for anyone who's ever felt a pang of nostalgia for the days of dial-up.
Curious? The BBS Guide will tell you everything you need to know.